I was born in Kirovohrad (although it's a million city, hardly all of its population is living there all the time) in the family of a farmer and a casino dealer.
Also, I happen to love bird cherry and kittens.
If you want to become friends with me, we can probably make it work, albeit not immediately.
Look up the resting bitch face in an encyclopedia, and you very well might find my headshot illustrating the entry.
I have too much work to do and can't evaluate myself objectively, so I asked my boyfriend to write this text for me.